I once had a dream I was the great grandchild of George Eastman (if you don’t know who this is, don’t worry about it). I woke up and realized it wasn’t a dream. I am a world-renowned photographer and artist extraordinaire. Did I mention I’m also a model? Well, I am. Take that.

“God knew I would be too powerful if I could do math.”

-A quote I found on Pinterest which I identify with on a spiritual level